Criminal Defense Attorney: Job Description

From: Senior Editor <senior.editor_at_future.worlds.N0SPMmag>
Date: 4 Feb 2004 20:36:45 +0100


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  What does it take to be a criminal defense attorney in  the 21st century? First you must learn to obey the fol-  lowing set of rules before you can "defend" a criminal:   
  1. I renounce all faith in God. Anyone who believes in God is a moron. The best criminal defense attorneys are completely devoid of ethics. They'll defend any criminal, regardless of what they have done. Serial killers, child kidnappers & rapists, sadomasochists, people who've raped, tortured and murdered helpless children and brag about it; confessed sodomites and homosexual perverts--anyone who is entirely immoral, atheistic, apostate and hateful of all that is good. Criminal defense attorneys will defend the likes of Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, or any genocidal madman without the slightest pity or mercy. They viciously attack the victims and their brokenhearted families as long as there's money in it. That's what they do.
  2. Jesus Christ is a fairy tale concocted by religious fanatics to brainwash and control the masses. There isn't an ounce of truth in the entire bible. Anyone who believes in such fairy tales is mentally insane. The best criminal defense attorneys are unbelievers. That's why they hate the ten commandments, and they hate any reference to God except for names on money. It's all about money. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar and a fraud. Criminal defense attorneys love money and hate God. They love murder, and hate life. They'll reward the criminals and punish the victims without conscience or remorse. It's all about money.
  3. Virtue has no place in a courtroom. You must reward murderers and get them out of prison as soon as possible. Rapists, child molesters, every criminal who is violent and abusive must be free to continue kil- ling and kidnapping, raping then murdering children so that we can make more money defending them again. We've over-complicated the laws so that we can bend them at our every venal whim. By finding "loopholes" in the law, we can get our bloodthirsty clients out on the streets as quickly as possible. By promoting violent crime, especially against children, we make more money. It's "busywork" to pad our bank account. To hell with innocent children. Go ahead and kidnap, rape, torture and murder the little buggers for all we care. Those kids are nothing but useless garbage.
  4. Since "God" is nothing but a fairy tale for foolish nitwits, the universe and everything in it happened only by random chance. Humans are just animals like any other animal, they just happen to have superior intelligence over most other creatures--at least we atheists do. Of course, religious kooks haven't any real intelligence to speak of. They're all retarded and deserve to be raped, sodomized and slowly stran- gled to death. We love defending the filthiest scumbags in the world because that's where the money is.
  5. The only laws that really matter in a courtroom are those which our God-hating bar association agree to. Remember that God, ethics, virtue, morality, or anything that represents cleanliness and purity of God has no place in a courtroom. We're there to get murderers and rapists and child molesters off the hook. That's how we make our living, by defending sadists, by promoting sodomy, homosexuality and violent rape of innocent victims. But of course, the victims are never innocent. Only my clients are ALWAYS innocent.
  6. Finally, if you'd like to become a truly successful criminal defense attorney, then you better get with the program and learn how to "play the game". Remember that money decides what law is or isn't. It has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with right and wrong, good and bad. We're in it for the money it's that simple. We'll defend the Devil himself if we collect a handsome retainer. All you have to do is sell your soul. And don't worry about retribution, since money buys you protection. Just play along and you'll get rich off all the guilty victims of your innocent clients.

Daniel Joseph Min    

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